Yale

This is an important part of the story. We know someone named Yale. He is a young man in our circle of friends and Great Life Foundation family.
Harrison has been clear for a few years now that he is going to Harvard, Stamford or MIT. His Grandpa insists on his going to Yale because then he'll be near family there in Connecticut. So a couple of weeks ago he is telling me yet again that he will be going to Harvard, Stamford or MIT (remember folks, he's 10). I respond with, "You know, it's always one of those three. Have you ever considered Yale?"
"Ummm...Mom, yeah...I'm not sure if you're aware of this but I'm kinda into girls."

It took me a couple seconds and then I started cracking up. The whole time he was just looking at me with that wry expression he gets when he knows he's being a smart ass and he's waiting for my reaction.